Me: What did you do today?
Nola: Talked to Gabby and Nixon.
Me: What did you guys talk about?
Nola: Shit.
Me: Nola, you can't do that.
Nola: Mommy, you're being mean to me.
Me: Do you want to go down the slide?
Nola: No.
Me: It will be fun.
Nola: I'm not fun.
Boy at park: What's your name?
Nola: Nola. Nola Jane.
Nola: My tummy hurts.
Me: What do you do when your tummy hurts?
Nola: Eat cookies!!
Nola: I have something in my butt
Me: What do you have in your butt?
Nola: Poopies
Rob: Yawns
Nola: You're pretty tired daddy?
Rob: I am pretty tired
Nola: Do you want to go in my crib?
I took Nola's chair to use as an example in an auction. She walked over to where it normally sits and said, "My chair's not home yet."
